I love when people who have moved out of town come back to visit me. A woman who now lives in Virginia told me she…
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Was it easy for the Easter Bunny to find his treats this morning or did he have to rummage through the grass?
I don’t mind waxing the crack in your ass, but when there is crap smeared on your ass, I am not a happy girl.
I love hearing stories from my clients about their past wax experiences. A girl told me her first experience was so uncomfortable, it took her…
A client told me that it wasn’t very ladylike to lie on her side while I waxed the crack of her ass. I told her…
When a woman walks into the room and says “get ready for Woodstock,” I’m instantly wishing I had something to light up to prepare myself.
I am very passionate in my desire to avoid contact with your man’s baby butter. It is obvious that some guys have really bad aim….
I waxed over 100 women last week. It was crazy fun. But then I found out that if I was working in Upper Manhattan, I…
This week was “let’s hang onto to M.E.’s arm while she rips me” week. Just a little dribble of advice; it works better when I…
Welcome to the start of my 2ND year of Hosing Down Your Hoo-ha. I have a scattered brain so you never know what you’ll get…