There are so many fun and wonderful names for the female anatomy that sometimes I just can’t decide which one I like the best. I…

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A woman told me she was going to have to buy a good lawnmower because her lawn was so overgrown. She continued by saying that…

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A client told me she liked getting waxed, because it’s better to lick the kitty when the kitty is clean.

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Getting a Brazilian should be the woman’s idea. Generally, if a woman only does it for a man, she won’t keep it up. However, when…

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There are disposable wipes in the restroom for a reason. Even though I use a new stick every time down there, gunk in the creases…

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Because I approach waxing with such intensity and enthusiasm, a girl told me she was ready for me to “hulk her hootch.”

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A woman walked into the room and told me to be prepared because a cave man was coming to see me. Although she wasn’t kidding,…

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When the LPGA came to town, one of the professional golfers from Europe came to see me. I was so flattered when she said that…

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A girl picked up a dude, took him back to her place, then hid in the bathroom to shave quick cuz she wasn’t prepared. Shaving…

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