I know it must be weird to go into a new salon and just take your pants off in front of a stranger and hop…

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A woman told me that her husband was considering getting a “manzilian.” I told her that he shouldn’t bother. Most men can’t take it and…

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It doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist to figure out that it is more fun when there is nothing in your way.

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Some people think we should just go with the natural look the way God intended. A client told me that God wouldn’t have let us…

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I asked a girl if she was going out since it was a Friday night. She said she was staying home to nurse her vagina.

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I have become very popular with the runners in Rochester. Why, you may ask? Because shaving causes irritation. Leaving it hairy causes irritation. Basically what…

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This is perfect since it’s Sunday. A woman came in and said, “Mary Elizabeth, I have a Catholic Confession to make. It has been 2…

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A Brazilian refers to the removal of all of the pubic and rectal hair. And I have a strict policy that no one leaves Mark…

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When a grown woman “fluffs” through the entire wax and apologizes for “fluffing” and says she is embarrassed that she keeps “fluffing” and says she…

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Gotta love the expression on a man’s face when he discovers that his woman has gotten her first Brazilian. Better than Christmas.

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