beauty services

If you aren’t sure if your period is completely over, be polite and plug up. Please.

One of my girls tried getting her husband to come in and watch her get waxed, but he told her it’s like a hotdog. You…

A man wanted to fool around one night. His woman said no way. She told him that there is no baby butter allowed in that…

Wanna look forward to Monday morning instead of dreading it? Wake up 15 minutes earlier and spend that time enjoying your waxed womanhood.

A woman walked into the room and said, “my husband said Tarzan could swing through this.”

When a new client said “I can’t have sex tonight, can I?” I told her that she could as long as her man licked her…

The hurricane in the Atlantic is very scary, especially since no one has any control over it. A hurricane on your hoo-ha, however, can be…

Less hair, less friction. Simple.

haha i was there for that 🙂

When I get an email from a girl who says she needs to get in because her beave needs to breathe, I am happy to…