Someone called me the best in the Universe. C’mon now, the Universe?~spreading the joy of Brazilians around the galaxy~

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During my career, I’ve had a handful of women fall off the table as a result of their over dramatic behavior during their Brazilian. Normally,…

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In order to get to your parts, I need to separate them. It doesn’t freak me out, so take a deep breath and let me…

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One of my client’s told her best friend she needed to go to Mark & M.E. to get a Brazilian because she was long overdue….

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Someone told me there is a Chinese Proverb that says if you love your job, you won’t work another day in your life. I guess…

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A girl with a lot of genital piercings referred to her snatch as her jewelry box. Thank goodness she had a Brazilian or her jewels…

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A woman walked in the room and told me I should be really proud of her. She was with a new guy and was incredibly…

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Sometimes I wake up feeling very beat up from all of the ripping that I do, but I can’t imagine doing anything else for a…

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A woman referred to me as her Diva of Depilatory Wax. I like that. ~your Brazilian Diva~

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If you pee after your Brazilian and the toilet paper sticks to you, you didn’t follow the directions on the clean up station very well.

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