A man on the radio today said the penis has no conscience. I know when a penis meets one of my Brazilian clients, it most…

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Yesterday a manatee swam up to my kayak. As I was petting its back, it rolled over so I could pet its belly. It was…

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When some clients come in for Brazilians, they say they are headed to Brazil. I love the idea of our salon being referred to as…

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My daughter is going on a bullet train today. It made me think of how a man acts like the conductor of a bullet train…

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I talk about different names women call their lady parts in The Happy Hoo-Ha. A woman told me I needed to add her name to…

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A new Brazilian inquiry said her boyfriend is tired from the chaffing by her porcupine hoo-ha. Amen to change!

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Some people call it Mark & ME, some call it the ripping station It’s all good.

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I told an 80 year old woman that The Happy Hoo-Ha was a book about vaginas. She said that was wonderful, because we all have…

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