I just got an email from a girl reminding me that Thursday is Steak and BJ day. Are you giving your man the finest cut…
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Day 3 of the balls lady. As she was leaving the salon, I noticed that she was walking very slowly with her legs spread unusually…
The woman who thought getting a Brazilian felt like getting kicked in the balls was nervous to turn on her side. When she lifted her…
First time Brazilian clients are so funny. A woman screamed after I did a large rip across the front and asked me if that is…
I love comments from my clients. One girl wrote, “you can get a half-assed wax anywhere, but if you want a whole-ass wax, go to…
If you haven’t heard the expression “blue waffle,” it is a disease that affects the color and shape of the vagina. The pictures online are…
A client told me about a student who got in trouble for calling someone a twat waffle. I looked the expression up and it can…
For those of you who have read The Happy Hoo-ha, I talk about how I wax every size, shape and color women. That is part…
A girl had her yearly gynecological exam then came in to see me for a Brazilian. She told me she was having a cooter abuse…
Women like f” buddies because it is fun and there is little commitment involved. It is supposed to be less complicated then a relationship. But…