hosedownyourhoo-ha

Celebrate your Happy Hoo-Ha with a quick rip and a laugh.

A man was so nervous and sweaty during his first Brazilian that he rolled onto his side and right off the table.

You buy a Groupon for a Brazilian. She burns your skin so badly that you can’t exercise or play with it for several days and…

A man came into the room with his wife for her wax. While her leg was in the air, he put a dollar on her…

Brazilians give you a sense of confidence that is hard to explain.

I think he’d prefer to sniff what is beneath your panties. ~Brazilian Wisdom~

During a bikini wax, I commented on how cute a girl’s kiwi panties were. She said they were scratch and sniff that lost their sniff.

When a girl tells me she has a vajungle down there, I am tempted to put on my camouflage. ~working in the Brazilian Jungle~

I asked a girl how the dating scene was going. She said, don’t you mean the f’ing scene? Brazilians are appropriate for all kinds of…

I’m reading a book where a couple talk about being selectively deviant. I was thinking that it has to be more fun to be selectively…