Your underwear needs to come off. It isn’t negotiable. Sorry. ~Brazilian Rule #1~

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A college girl told me I was cool yesterday. I thought that was an awesome compliment. Because despite my chronological age, I am 21 at…

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When you do what I do for a living, anything can have a Brazilian reference. For example, I was watching Crocodile Dundee last night and…

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A guy referred to his woman’s bush as a tarantula, because she was overdue for her Brazilian. I guess in some ways it did look…

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I hate when my hair gets messy in the wind. So I guess if you don’t believe in Brazilians, you better not walk outside naked…

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One of my clients had an excellent idea about my locker room incident. She suggested that I make a sign that says “Fluff your Muff…

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I am glad you all felt the same way about my locker room incident. Pubic hair does not have to be offensive. I think landing…

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I was traumatized in the locker room at the gym yesterday. I was walking towards a naked woman who separated her pubic hair in three…

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You should never feel uncomfortable when you get a Brazilian by me. Your lady parts are just skin and hair. It might as well be…

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