In the movie Borat, someone tells Borat that he should buy a Corvette because it is a pussy magnet. It is a really funny scene,…

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It is always funny when I see clients out socially. You never know what they will refer to me as to their friends. Last night…

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I owned a fur coat for over 20 years that I never wore, because it made me uncomfortable knowing how many animals were killed to…

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A girl told her mom she was going to try a Brazilian. The mother could not believe her daughter would go through the humiliation of…

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You can get ingrown hairs from shaving, waxing or doing nothing. They are annoying. A woman told me she removed an ingrown hair that had…

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I think it would be cool to live in a world called HooHavia. ~your Brazilian daydreamer~

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Next week I am going back to Florida to do a book signing at a very busy local coffee shop. Since there are so many…

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Once the lady in the pool recovered from the shock that I wrote a book called The Happy Hoo-Ha, she said she did not think…

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I was hanging out in a pool with 5 women over the age of 70. The one has a son who is a very successful…

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It is hard not to think about my job every single day. There are reminders all around me. For example,I was sitting on our porch…

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