Now that our son is officially gone, I won’t have time to wallow in the sea of empty nest-dom. I’ll be too busy burying myself…

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Prepare to get sticky from the sap. Thirty years ago I was a student at the University of Rochester, met Mark, and started working at…

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I am still getting criticized for not leaving the room while you undress. Not only am I going to see your lady parts up close…

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Unless I can french braid your pubic hair, don’t be embarrassed. I’ve seen worse.

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I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha and The Happy Hen House. What should the third be? The Happy…

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When it’s hot outside, men should trim down their excess body hair instead of wearing extra cologne to mask the smell.

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