Ladyparts have all the power. ~Brazilian words of wisdom~
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A woman told me she needed IV sedation to help her through her wax. The best I could offer was my prescription grade Happy Hoo-Ha…
Although #marknme has become popular for our 10 minute #Brazilians, we have been a busy and successful hair salon since the 1950’s. Check out M.E.’s…
Someone asked me what I call the vagina. She said she calls it her lady. I refer to it as a variety of things. It…
A woman in her 80’s asked me if I read 50 Shades? I admitted that I did. She said she read the 1st and 3rd…
A girl told me she had a hairy German ass. I told her no Weiner schnitzel would want to get near her until I finished.
A client told me I was good at general conversation. I told her I was good at genital conversation. ~Brazilian Linguist~