hosedownyourhoo-ha

I love making hoo-ha’s happy.  That’s why I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha!

Occupational hazards: Mine just happens to be wrestling with half naked women all day.

I love that the retro Afro look is coming back…on the head.

Getting a Brazilian makes you feel so strong…like you can kick anybody’s ass.

Hibernating your hoo-ha in the winter doesn’t make the season any easier to endure. It makes it even longer.

Once again, I had my glasses kicked off my face yesterday. The hazards of waxing…

Making women beautiful, making women bald, making women feel better about themselves…it’s the most rewarding job in the world.

Nowaxing is not like childbirth.  I’ve had 3 kids. That is real pain. Waxing is like a back rub in comparison.

A girl called yesterday for an appointment. She said she hadn’t seen me in a really long time.  I asked her what she’d been up…

I had a woman tell me that if she was a lady from the Victorian age, she would have fainted during her Brazilian.