It’s embarrassing to admit that I can measure how good a day is depending on the cleanliness of people’s coolies. ~Brazilian Confessions~

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I came across a lady who refers to her hoo-ha as Molly. Before meeting me, she more specifically referred to it as Molly O’Hare. Stay…

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The man who made the comment from yesterday is sad, because his wife won’t sit down and eat at his picnic. Maybe he needs to…

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A man came in for a Brazilian and wanted to know why God would put the picnic next to the sewage dump?

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I have been to physical therapy for my neck, knees, back, wrists, but yesterday I learned that you can get physical therapy on your hoo-ha….

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Have no fear, I may be a whole decade older, but I’m ready to rip it like a teenager. Bushes beware!

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