I may seem a little crazy and sometimes a little crude, but I have spent my career cleaning up the cootchies in this city and…
the happy hoo-ha
The Happy Hoo-Ha
Yesterday Marvin Gaye was signing “Get It On” as I was giving a woman a Brazilian. When he sang “stop beatin’ ’round the bush” I…
Many people assume only young women get Brazilians. That is so not the case. We wax clients of all ages. Believe it or not, two…
When I wax between the cheeks, I often ask the client to “spread it like you mean it,” because it’s a difficult area to access…
April showers bring May flowers is such an uplifting saying. In the Brazilian world, however, it may mean something else. Even though it’s not the…
A new client wanted to know more about what Mark and I do at the Mark & M.E. Salon. I told her that he was…
A woman skipped a month between Brazilians and was very nervous about getting it done. She chanted “I can do anything for 10 minutes” throughout…
Client “I’m going to treat myself to a breakfast sandwich after you’re done with my Brazilian.” M.E. “So is he.”
A woman told me it had been so long since she had a Brazilian that she brought me Notorious B, and she didn’t mean the…