10 days til Xmas And you’re wondering what to wear? I have a suggestion Why don’t you go bare? Greetings from Mark and M.E. ‘Home…
the happy hoo-ha
The Happy Hoo-Ha
These little helpers can tell if you’ve been in for a wax this holiday season. There’s only 12 days until Christmas. What are you waiting…
Thank Goodness Santa got a ‘between the cheeks’ wax before the holidays. What are you waiting for?
It’s a busy time of year And you’re always in a hurry. But that is no excuse To keep it all furry. ~14 days ’til…
A little decoration Can be cute to see But it’s really not sexy To leave too much tinsel on your tree. …
O Holy Night The stars are brightly shining I see you haven’t waxed That’s one place I won’t be dining. ~17 days til Xmas What…
Santa will be here in 18 days. Don’t make him search through your overgrown maze. what are you waiting for???? ~mark and m.e.~
19 days ’til Xmas And you know what I heard? That you are as hairy As Mark’s little bird. what are you waiting for?