the happy hoo-ha

I know this is a strange time in our lives, but I think all v-j-jays are worth more than that!

Last night I was thinking about how people are reacting to not working. Yes, it is definite hardship not getting a paycheck, and that is…

Dozens of people have sent this to me so I had to share it again. Please keep the crazy hair pic coming! We need to…

Since our salons are closed and we can’t wax all your private body parts, please make sure to wash everything better – not just your…

By the time we are allowed back on beaches, we will all look like Medusa.

This is what I’m envisioning when this ban is over and we are able to start waxing again!

And don’t forget, he has a hairless butt!

We love making our customers soft and bald as a baby’s butt. After this is over, that baby is going to be looking quite a…

We were supposed to be participating in REAF (Rochester’s Erotic Art Festival) in a few weeks and these bottle openers were going to be part…

This is what the wax technicians at Mark & M.E. have to look forward to in April.