hair removal

It is important to stay groomed.

Now that is true love.

A friend of mine commented on how busy we will be when we open. She reminded me to take my vitamins. I asked her if…

Anybody else miss getting waxed between the cheeks?

A girl sent me a message that said, “when the gym reopens, I don’t want to be a hairy squatter.” I wouldn’t want that either.

I had a woman message me and it said, “1974 called me and they want their hair back!”

A woman messaged me and said her man was lost in her jungle.

Dear Lord let this quarantine end!

Going to a beauty salon sure feels essential sometimes.

I know that people are going to be sporting some interesting hair on their head and elsewhere when this quarantine is over, but you seriously…