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Good to know – I would have never asked ;o)

She speaks the truth!!! After 6 years I finally gave in – and excrusiatingly uncomfortable is where I would rate this – and that’s that…

There is always a slight possibility of passing out. So don’t forget to breathe.

There is an old song that I think Tom Jones sang and it starts out with the phrase “pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you…”…

Did you ever see the movie “Home Alone” when the kid puts the after shave on his face and screams because it burns? That’s what…

If my man couldn’t get it up even with the little blue pill……I’d get a new man.

A client told me “you better not put anything about my fat ass in your blog!” Whoops. I just did.

i blame porn

hahahah LOVE you. you’re in an out

If you want to be part of the “clean cootchie club” you need to get it done every 4-6 weeks. Had a woman in today…