Someone called me the best in the Universe. C’mon now, the Universe?~spreading the joy of Brazilians around the galaxy~
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During my career, I’ve had a handful of women fall off the table as a result of their over dramatic behavior during their Brazilian. Normally,…
In order to get to your parts, I need to separate them. It doesn’t freak me out, so take a deep breath and let me…
One of my client’s told her best friend she needed to go to Mark & M.E. to get a Brazilian because she was long overdue….
Someone told me there is a Chinese Proverb that says if you love your job, you won’t work another day in your life. I guess…
A girl with a lot of genital piercings referred to her snatch as her jewelry box. Thank goodness she had a Brazilian or her jewels…
A woman walked in the room and told me I should be really proud of her. She was with a new guy and was incredibly…
Sometimes I wake up feeling very beat up from all of the ripping that I do, but I can’t imagine doing anything else for a…
If you pee after your Brazilian and the toilet paper sticks to you, you didn’t follow the directions on the clean up station very well.