What makes the raccoon story from yesterday even funnier was that I could hear my girlfriend, who was waiting in the hallway to get a…
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If you have ever heard raccoons mating, it sounds like a cross between gregarious laughter and a bloody massacre. That is exactly what a 30…
I learn something new every day. Yesterday I learned that a man I know got a yeast infection in his mouth from kissing a woman…
I saw a friend with a plain, black cane last night. I told him it was boring and he needed to Vajazzle it. I think…
I had a client tell me that when she used to get waxed in another city, her man always knew she had gotten a Brazilian…
Even though there is a boat load of swearing in the wax rooms, there is plenty of love and gratitude that is expressed. A woman…
It takes a lot to get me nervous in the wax room. But when a nine month pregnant woman with 2 inch hair between her…
I love when people dream about Mark & M.E. A woman, who was long overdue for a wax, had a very vivid dream that Mark…
I asked a woman to hold her leg so she didn’t kick me. She laughed and said “you’ve never been kicked before, have you?” I…