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Now that our son is officially gone, I won’t have time to wallow in the sea of empty nest-dom. I’ll be too busy burying myself…

Prepare to get sticky from the sap. Thirty years ago I was a student at the University of Rochester, met Mark, and started working at…

I think doing Brazilians has made me funnier.

I am still getting criticized for not leaving the room while you undress. Not only am I going to see your lady parts up close…

Unless I can french braid your pubic hair, don’t be embarrassed. I’ve seen worse.

I wrote The Happy Hoo-Ha and The Happy Hen House. What should the third be? The Happy…

I haven’t touched a vagina in eleven days.

Heading back to my wonderfully hairy American Italians. Ciao!

When it’s hot outside, men should trim down their excess body hair instead of wearing extra cologne to mask the smell.